uncle smith

late 60's, very rich, very smart, wife beater
(although he has no wife!) plays poker heavily,
drinks and fucks everyday, gambles a lot
he has to know every detail in the family
and his opinion is final.

john the father

he is the brother of uncle smith and
the husband of evil madeline.
somewhere in his 40s (he doesn't even know!)
takes money from his brother smith and
shouts and spits everytime he talks.

evil madeline

the mother late 30's, very strong personality and presence no one dares to cross her and always up to some evil scheme.
always dressed fancily, and a big spender. (well, she spends only on herself). does not cook or take care of anyone around her. everyone fears her.

junior the son

barely 18, silly, aggressive, not very bright. adores
his mother and tries to be like her. he is a trouble maker always arguing with someone, smokes up, and he is a big heavy metal fan. (he stole a bicycle once, recently) he has no pity in his heart.
and thinks he is the center of the world.
uncle smith likes him a lot, and he always fights with his father, john.

good aunt rosa

everyone likes her, and she adores everyone!
especially junior! she treats him like her baby
always giving him joints and space cakes!
she does all the shopping and cooking for the familia. never married, she is in her mid 30s. she is somehow related to the familia, but only uncle smith knows the truth, he will not say how...
(hmmmm something fishy here, but hey, she is sweet!)

sweet aunt rachel

like her sister rosa, sweet and simple. no one really takes notice of her as she is somehow shy. in her mid 30s too, everyone slept with her when she was younger, (not that she wanted it, but she didn't mind) nice person anyway, and she does all the cleaning and housework for everyone....you know, the odd stuff no one likes to do....like doing the dishes, laundry, garbage, cleaning...stiching...sewing..... feeding the dog and the plants.... she cannot keep a secret.

uncle vinnie

somewhere in his 60s
he is evil madeline's step brother very mean mobster. he is the boss. like alcapone, tough rough and buys everyone. always smoking a cigar and always has a gun.
surrounded by his gang, he is the perfect mafia guy. he likes his sister a lot, and spends too much on her (well, she is always demanding!)

rob

uncle vinnie's mobster,
somewhere in his late 20s
he is merciless, has killed many people
following vinnie's orders. always fighting
and will pick on anyone and try to start
a fight, wish he always wins.
not everyone likes him, but he is feared
because uncle vinnie listens to him a lot.

george

street guy, vulgar, early 20s
trying to get in the mob, but he
lacks manners and dicipline. they use him
sometimes and always pay him one year later.
not very reliable, always found on street corners
and whorehouses.
he is a very distant relative, and frankly not even
evil madeline would like to get in contact with him. he always stinks and curses a lot.

retarded ed

retarded, but kind hearted
always alvailble and at the service of almost everyone especially junior, john, and evil madeline. always high on something..(pills, joints...younever know) he is scared of george and often runs and hides from him when he can, otherwise he always takes a beating from him. he is in his early 20s.

silly roger

silly and always jolly
always laughing and drooling on anything
no one has patience for him, but he always
sticks around. (he is an informer to uncle smith)
he notices a lot and keeps secrets well. he tell it all to smith, and smith always takes care to him.
roger is 26 and will never have enough money to fix his missing tooth. he has no realy friends and normally sleeps on the streets, keeping an open eye for uncle smith.

smart ricardo

will hopefully one day succeed uncle smith
well educated and a smooth talker. always hitting
on evil madeline, but she is not govong him too much rope.
reputed to be a nerd, he is 19 but looks older.
both parents have been transformed, and uncle smith took care of him.....junior hates him and franly he is jealouse! ricardo gets all the beautiful women, and easy pussy!

joseph

mean and hateful
filled with malice, only evil madeline like him and has forced everyone else to accpet him. joseph is her dead sister's son. she takes care of him and takes him with her everywhere. he drives
her car, carries her baggage...in other words, he acts as her informant and escort. she believes him more than she belives her own son, and she
trusts him (well not completely) but he worships her. he has just turned 22.

aldo

the crazy scientist
trying to perfect the familia race
always working on some wierd invention. everyone know he is crazy because he always gets unexpected results from his experiments and his lab always blows up somehow.
uncle vinnies and uncle smith often help him out with the money for no return to rebuild his lab and to update it. he always has a cure (that never works)! for any kind of disease or sickness..

spermilia

familia sperm forming embryo
this is one of aldo's inventions
the sperm is supposed to develop on its
own without fertilization. no one know the
outcome of this experiment so far, everyone is
waiting curiously. (ans almost everyone knows it
is uncle vinnie's sperms!) but no one dares say it!

luciano

he is gay, no doubt! very friendly and
very sophisticated. no one knows where he came
from and he would not say!
everyone respects him because he has a great natural talent for singing, especially when he is taking it up the ass, or in the shower (well yes, he plays a lot with the soap)!
his soap operas are outstanding, and often you will find the severly disturbed jack following him. (it has been rumored that he has sex with jack). very possible.

jack

severly disturbed, one eye only.
everyone teases him for being with
luciano, but luciano has a lot of influence and charm, and so jack cannot escape luciano's grip. the rest of the familia could not care less for him, so he really is stuck between a rock and a hard thing, which usually is the bath tub and luciano's cock!

evil inventor

mad and twisted
no one has seen him except jack, but jack
is always terrified to speak, no matter how much
uncle smith and uncle vinnie try to convince him.
this remains a mystery.

mutations # 2724 & 2728

left to right.
those came into existance right after the city incident which only uncle smith knows little fragments about. he was still a baby in the cradle when this horrible thing happened.
everybody hopes he will tell this tale one day. these mutations scare the children a lot, and actually they scare everyone except evil madeline.

half mutation # 712

no name, he has only been seen at night on milia day and luna day hopping about and talking to himself in the fields.
kind of scary and the chirldren are not allowed to look at him.
aldo the mad scientist claims to have talked to him, but no one knows how this could be possibly true.

insane luna

god of the night
feared, revered by all. this god is god for the familia. honoured and worshipped by all except by uncle smith, uncle vinnie, and evil madeline.

la luna sacre (the sacred luna)

this is pendant of extreme value. thsy say it is around 20 trillion millia old. it represents the insane luna god of the night and is his female counterpart. he who posesses this pendant shall
have supreme power over all the familia and the rest of the familia mystery. everyone is striving to find it especially evil madeline.

miliavision

when a familia member has an idea, he sees a vision in his mind and it is usually like this. very vague, trippy, hallucination-like kind of extreme moody twisted thought. even luciano in his sexual ecstacy claims to have seen it!

vagina plant

well this is actually a living plant which grows everywhere in millialand.
it is very powerful and seductive and almost all lafamilia have had sex with it many times both male and female. only once every 78,000,000 luna cycles, this plant gets pregnant and delivers a child! and the myth says that this child will be the luna god of the sun, who will marry the insane luna god of the night and fulfill the luna prophecy which only aldo the mad scientist has documents of and knows about!

bandit bill

in his late 40's. rumored to be very smart and wise. a millionaire by birth with a thirst for action. loves to be imprisoned and his specialty is to always escape. He is the secret lover of evil madeline) no one knows that except uncle vinnie's mobster, rob. he is hated to death by all the other lafamilia. the delinquint child is his secret son whom he begot from evil madeline. madeline forgot abot this child ever since she saw him with her own eyes. when the child is not around her, she dreams of him, only when she sees him, she gets goosebumps....

delinquent child

around 3 luna years of age. can walk and talk and even steals diamonds and necklaces, most of which he stole from evil madeline.
and he eats them too!
he looks smart but in reality he is a genious. he has been abducted more than once
by the transformed ones who have tried many traumatising experiments on him but in vain.
he seems to be naturally able to support stress!

chainsaw charlie

eats almost anything he finds..bones, rats, and even tyres!
somewhere in his 30s he lives on the streets and hates everyone.
he tried to eat uncle smith many times, and often is satisfied with a shoe!
treated like an animal, he may be one, with no conciousness at all, he speaks a language of
his own.

psycho mania

in her 20s, very possessive, paranoid and has a crush on junior who despises her.
mean and hateful joseph loves her, and thinks he can copulate with her although he does not seem to have a pussy at all!

long john twisted

the priest in milialand.
like all other priests, he loves maiden pussy and maiden blood.
the rest is told from the confessions he gets in his province. he did psycho mania many times it is rumored, but no one knows how, when and why...

sagatious solomon the epicurian

very wise, virtually ageless, supposedly he has survived all the turmoil in millialand
lives in a forlorn land castaway up upon a high mountain.
few ever dare to venture out to see him, although he appears sometimes in milialand for a shrot while, looks around, shakes his head and dissapears.

it cannibal

in his teens still, lives in the cmetary and eats dead bodies.
psycho mania has been seen with him many times playing and talking.
he seems cute, however, he lives alone.
always smells of dirt and never showers.
the dead smoetimes talk to him, and he has many answers whom only mania knows...
but she never says anything escept to junior who does not listen to her....

angry joe

short, small in size, smart and a big liar.
he is the carpenter of milialand, where he
has constructed alomst all the woodwork and funiture.
around 30 of age, he snaps at everyone and rarely answers his phone. He is engaged to marybeth and always flirts with her sister. Living in his own bubble, he bothers no one and no one minds him around.

Trippy Drippy

he is wierd one in the family. he lives in the toilet seat and he eats all the rats in the sewers. He knows everything in sewerland and his eyeball is in his ear. Trippy Drippy can morph and
mutate his shape anytime he pleases. he can move his seeing ear around his face and put his mouth over his nose. He is the keeper of everyones secret sorrow. Everyone in milialand confides in him. He is usually called by flushing the toilet. All you have to do is flush the toilet and wait for him.

martha & marybeth

twin sisters. virtually inseparable. Complete drug addicts and ex h users.
they do everything together but are in a constant fight over angry joe who abuses of the situation. they come from a rich family and their parents have decided to kick them out and let them enjoy drugland on their own. Sometimes they visit uncle smith alone, after dark....(hmmm whatever that means...)

neurotic dimi

around 30 of age
a complete pessimist. always nagging over his pitiful state. he is completely obsessed with his past and current situation. he is single, and obsessed with orgies. he works for uncle smith
(who has not paid him his salary for the past 60 years or so...)he also does some odd jobs for uncle vinnie and hangs around a lot with junior the son..

speechless

observes everything around him. he is not mute but was born without a mouth. he has a tongue though that he has never used.
he feeds through his ass and cannot go to the toilet to shit. so he became so full of shit that everyone avoids. he represents the majority
of milia common land.

tony the nerd

a complete psycho in the head. completely delusional. he comes up with his own schemes and realities and tries to convince everyone
of them. he even went on tv during some psychotic spur of the moment thing... in his mid 30s, he has fled to a faraway land to start over. no one
has heard of him since...

shroomilia

highly hallucinogenic and toxic. this shroom grows on every street corner and can also be found in all milia houses. all of lafamilia are shroom junkies and they use it on a daily basis. the shroom itself is on a constant trip of its own. living in its own world and has a liver problem.
sometimes it disappears from the whole of
milialand for months only to reappear with abundance for brief periods. lafamila always keep a stock of it at hand in case of shortange...

applemilia

the abstraction of lafamilia in the infinite. highly elusive, none of lafamilia has ever seen it. it only exists in myths and fairytales. it is said that the applemilia was the last decendant from an ancient miliarace. it really belongs to another world. in the myths this applemilia ruled the world and it was the one and only diety for millenia at a stretch. the milia who used to believe in it have disappeared, and so it has become an icon of the past.

gipsy milia

coming from nowhere, roaming the lands free, this milia is the stereotype of all its kin. it always has its head up in the clouds and lives in its own bubble. it has no notion of time and hardly keeps a word it makes. it sleeps by day and parties hard the whole night. it has a temper of its own and in general fears evil madeline. they always conspire against her but never dare to take action.

biomilia

one of the creations of the evil scientist. a prototype. this milia is the ultimate in technology in milialand. small, light, portable and has a huge database of information and millions of gigabytes for storage. it virtually records everything that happens around it and never misses a detail. it has not gone out for mass production yet but this project is still under study. uncle vinnie is playing the dirty game of trying to blackmail it out of the hands of the evil scientist. it’s a dirty political game, nothing new...

miliamare

this is the ultimate horror and nightmare for lafamilia with one excpetion. no one dares mention its name because it is considered as an ill omen to do so. no one even dares think about it except evil madeline. she simply does not believe in such ‘bullshit’ as she calls it. this is hell for lafamila and the only way to keep it out of their minds is to take shrooms everyday and ‘pray’ for the insane luna to ward it off.

comatose

living in a coma, this familia member has never seen the light of day since the horrific tragedy that has struck miliacity several aeons ago. he is in the care of the milia underground society who
have kept his whereabout unknown to the public. it is rumored that he is the last witness who has kept his sanity after the infamous citymilia tragedy. hopes to bring him back to wakefulness are nearly gone however, tony the nerd is secretly planning on waking him up in the most unorthodox ways.....time will tell..

joe blow

late 20s
twisted and perverted. he is a nine to fiver living like the living dead. he has some friends and he has no ambition. he likes to hang around other familia members trying to repeat for them what he heard from others as opinions (for he has none of his own). he bothers no one but his presence is simply anooying.

idiot jeff

early 20s
born with a mental deficiency. his hormones simply aren’t right. never finished school and always tries to get close to evil madeline. surprisingly she is the only one to ever show him some sympathy. uncle smith sometimes like to listen to him because even in his idiocity some words of wisdom can be found...